Picnic Etiquette: How to Picnic Like a Pro
Picnics are one of life’s simplest joys—but even the simplest joys come with a few unspoken rules. Whether you’re unfurling a blanket in your local park or hosting an alfresco gathering that would make Jane Austen proud, a dash of picnic etiquette ensures everyone has a brilliant time (and that you’re invited back).
If you’ve ever questioned whether it’s okay to bring shop-bought treats (spoiler: yes, absolutely), how to politely claim the best picnic spot, or how to gracefully deal with unexpected wasps, we’ve got your back.
Consider this your modern guide to picnic etiquette — served with a playful wink, a knowing smile, and plenty of Piknic Club charm.
1. Claim Your Spot (Without Being a Blanket-Hog). Everyone loves the perfect picnic location—a touch of shade, plenty of sun, and the right amount of breeze—but there’s an art to staking your claim without making it look like you’re starting a small settlement. Arrive early, claim your spot, but please don’t spread three blankets and four deck chairs for two people. We promise one good blanket is usually enough (gingham optional, joy mandatory).
2. Sharing is Caring (But Don’t Be the Picnic Pirate). Picnics naturally encourage sharing, but always ask first before reaching for someone else’s gorgeous homemade tart. Bring something tasty to offer others—sharing is part of the fun—but always respect boundaries. Nobody wants to wrestle over a Scotch egg (trust us, we’ve been there).
3. Never Arrive Empty-Handed. Just as you wouldn’t turn up to a dinner party empty-handed, neither should you to a picnic. A punnet of strawberries, a bottle of chilled rosé, or even a stash of napkins makes you instantly welcome. Remember: thoughtful contributions earn you unlimited second helpings of cheese (okay, almost unlimited).
4. Keep Calm (and Deal with Wasps Gracefully). Ah, wasps—nature’s own picnic crashers. Avoid screaming and arm-flapping, even if it feels justified. Instead, gently encourage them away (pro tip: place a little jam jar a safe distance from your blanket to distract them). Keeping your cool makes you look effortlessly elegant (even if you’re secretly panicking).
5. Homemade is Lovely, But Shop-Bought is Perfectly Fine. We adore homemade quiche as much as anyone, but we also wholeheartedly embrace spontaneous M&S hauls. Life’s too short for picnic perfectionism—beautiful presentation (think jars, lovely dishes, and thoughtful styling) transforms shop-bought goodies into picnic delights. There’s zero shame in your patisserie being supermarket-made.
6. Forget the Instagram Pressure. Yes, we love a beautifully styled picnic (we’re The Piknic Club, after all!), but life is messy, spontaneous, and deliciously imperfect. Embrace spilled drinks, crumpled napkins, and windblown hair as essential parts of your picnic story. Your real-life joy always outshines your Instagram grid.
7. Fancy Food is Optional (Simplicity Rules). A simple picnic of baguette, cheese, ripe strawberries, and something sweet is just as delightful as a carefully constructed charcuterie board. Remember: seasonal, simple, and shareable always wins. When in doubt, less is more—and leaves room for more dessert.
8. Mind the Music (Nature Has Its Own Soundtrack). Yes, we’ve curated playlists (we couldn’t resist!), but sometimes nature itself provides the ultimate soundtrack. Birdsong, leaves rustling, laughter—often, the best background music is already there. Save your speakers for another day, and listen to nature’s symphony instead.
9. Embrace Imperfect Weather. Perfect weather is a myth—embrace unpredictability! Pack an umbrella, throw in an extra blanket, and dance in the drizzle if you have to (we won’t tell anyone). A little rain just makes your picnic story that much richer. Go ahead, jump in puddles—joy doesn’t mind wet socks.
10. Picnics Are About Connection, Not Just Food. Above all, picnics aren’t just about the sandwiches (though they help). They’re about connection, laughter, slowing down, and appreciating life’s simplest pleasures. Food is wonderful—but time spent together, whether solo, with friends, or surrounded by family, is where the real magic lies.
Good etiquette isn’t about strict rules—it’s about making sure everyone feels welcome, comfortable, and ready to share in the joy. But remember, even good rules can (and should!) be gently broken.
So here’s to brilliant, joyful, wonderfully imperfect picnics. Here’s to good company, tasty food, and making every alfresco moment a memory.
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